Dating Advice Daily

“John and Jackie were at the movies…the lights went down and tension rose. After all it was only their first date. John yawns…and yes…he made the lamest move in dating history! He attempted to lay his arm across Jackie’s shoulder. She turned an looked at him…‘Would you kindly take your hand off me?’ she stated. John lowered his arm in embarrassment. The car was quiet the whole way to the house. He wondered if he would ever see her again. He couldn’t believe he actually tried to pull it off. Not sure what to do he took a chance…laying his hand on her knee…with the fire in her eyes he realized he would have to look tomorrow for the next girl.” In the story- John was afraid to try at first but the second time around seemed much easier. When is a good time to try to put the ...
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“Jean was getting dress up for the casual party at the office. Berry who often harassed her would be there and Jean wasn’t sure if she even really wanted to go. In the mirror Berry was blind to the ugliness he showed Jean. All he could see was his handsome face and unbelievable pecs thinking that he was gods gift to women. Berry had no sense of how he was making Jean feel. It was time and Berry got into is Cherry Red Camaro with only good thoughts on his mind. Like seeing Jean—and finding out what she is wearing. Jean on the other hand was nervous and already making excuses for when Berry can around. The mere idea of her having fun at this dance was farthest from her mind. When she got there she knew he had already arrived. His Camaro was parked in front as usual. She walked in and he saw her right way….”Jean—you look beautiful” she cringed and half heartedly gave a grin. “Won’t you come to my table. I have a beautiful seat just for you!” he guided her before reaching over and grabbing her butt….”You miserable little punk…I cant believe I expected any more out of you!” Jean smacked Berry across the face and stormed out. “Was it something I said?” Tip: Just because you are the handsomest, or have the nicest ride doesn’t mean you can have all the girls. Being conceded is just as much of a turn off as have big blistery boils across your face. So the next time you attempt to pick up a nice young lady…make sure she is interested in you