Aug 26
“Ben and Jessica had only been on one date. Ben couldn’t find the words to say to get her off his back. Jessica called him everyday and he wondered if she was just sitting at her phone all day waiting for him to call? Ben just erased over 20 messages and they just kept coming. What could he do to get rid of her without hurting her feelings? Jessica rubbed the outside of the phone almost in tears that he wasn’t returning his calls. She started to dial again when the phone rang…her hands began to sweat and her heart was racing a mile a minute. She said “Hello” in disappointment at the telemarketer on the other line. She slammed the phone down. “Was it something I said?” she asked herself once more.” Tip: After your first date it is probably wise not to harass your date. They will call in time and if not move on to the next person. For those of us who just can get rid of the girl…don’t answer the phone at any cost. If she is doing this now just think of what it would be like in a real relationship!
Aug 19
He ran passed the train hoping to get one last glance at her lovely face and she was gone. Jessie was not the average man he had a slouched back and few people even took the time to see his wonderful eyes. He often dreamed of her; a girl like Abby to come into his life. When he finally got his hands on her the boat changed the tide. She was called back to the war there was a shortage of nurses and that was her specialty. He loved that about her. Her undying love to heal people. She was one of the kind. Jessie was heading to lunch and bent the corner to the old diner along the main street when he bumped into a young woman. She smiled at him and picked up her papers. “sorry about that; I didn’t even see you there” he said “Its ok…I should’ve been looking” Jessie didn’t even hear what she was saying he just couldn’t stop staring at her lips. Tip: When one door closes another one opens. In life we all go through changes and we often find just what we need when we need it; not when we are looking for it.
Aug 18
When Zack walked into the mall the guys were already there. “We’ve been waitin’ all day for you to get your lazy butt here” Brad yelled across the mall. “Can’t a man eat?” Zack said as he approached his boyz. “You mean a growing boy” Brad said sharing some poundage as he walked up. They began laughing as Zack was distracted by some girls walkin’ passed. As Zack looked up his eye was caught by the red hot gem that walked in. “Who’s that!” Zack asked. “That’s Crystal she goes to the college” “How come I’ve never seen her?” Brad gave him a puzzling look. “I don’t know its a big college”. Crystal laughed at Zack as she passed by. Zack realized that his mouth was hanging wide open! Pause: Tip: If you are going to impress the ladies its probably a good idea not to do it with your mouth hanging open. Now what do you think Zack should do next? [This part is vital] Zack could crash or hit it big! Best not to use a pickup line. He should approach her-be honest but not overly dramatic and if she bits it will be because she genuinely likes him. If she doesn’t? Well there are plenty of other women left to choose from. *Note: Never compromise who you are for t he sake of the women. It will just blow up in the end.
Aug 17
Though many of us strive for the gripping feeling of power in our hands, or the simple pleasures of money it is not all its cracked up to be. The simple fact is depending on what you kind of relationships you are looking for will determine whether or not that is a great idea. Though we all need money, and of course desire fame we should take into account how our behaviors will effect the woman we are looking for. For instance if we are interested in a having a long term relationships than money while it is a priority shouldn’t rule your life. Women unlike us have a need for attention, emotion, and love. Sometimes the power and money blind us and keep us from being able to provide those basic things in a long term relationship. A few tips to help you out: Tip 1: Time: Remember that
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Aug 13
“It was dusk and the sun was going down over the horizon. James aka Jay was checking out this cute hotty that he met at the game last week and couldn’t wait to get a glimpse at those legs one more time. The old Chrysler was giving him problems that week but she was his pride and joy how could he simply throw her out…he hoped that she’d make it to the diner so he could see her [crystal] she didn’t stay long but was there on time each week. Jay popped the tire and switched it in record time…hoping he wasn’t late because of that nail in the grooves. When he pulled up she was coming out of the diner on her way home…or where ever she goes after the weekly met. He pulled up to the curb lightly trailing her. He held is head out the window..’ Crystal
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Jul 20
Jessica stared intently at the man across the room. He was clean shaved; neatly dressed and reading quietly alone in the corner. Giggling at every glimpse he gave her. Whispering in the ears of her friends. The man continued to read his book without too much thought. Then is dawned on him that see was quite a site. Putting his newspaper down and taking a last sip from his coffee he approached her. She smiled at him with every step and leaned forward to hear what her girlfriends were muttering about. She couldn’t help starring at him. Her smile grew bigger as he approached their table. She offered him a chair as her cheeks brightly turned red.“I saw you across the room mind if I sit here?” the man asked ever so politely and Jessica melted in her chair. Tip: Keeping up your appearances, a clean shaved beard, a neatly pressed shirt, and a smooth hair style can do most of the work for you…even have the women drolling before you even get too their table…just ask Jessica!
Jul 20
Since so many of us NEED help making it through the first date. I have listed the top 10 mistakes and top ten ‘go for it’s’ of dating! If you are someone who rarely have dates but think you don’t need this you may want to pay extra special attention: Top 10 Thing to Do: 1. Open the door for the lady 2. Pay for the meal 3. Tell her you had a good time 4. Tell tasteful jokes 5. Give her compliments 6. Ask before touching [May I have a kiss] 7. keep eye contact 8. Listen to her stories [no matter how boring they seem] 9. Tell her you had a great time [ no matter how awful it may have turned out] 10. Take her home at a decent hour Top 10 Things to ‘NOT’ Do on your First Date: 1. Try to put your arm around her at the movies 2. Interrupt her in a conversation 3. Stare at other woman! 4. Laugh at her stories [When she's pouring her heart out] 5. Not pay for the Meal 6. Run out on the bill 7. Suggest running out on the bill 8. Constantly stare at your watch 9. Avoid looking at her 10. Try to ask her to come to your house [ because you forgot something-how lame] Remember to keep her attention focused on you the entire date. Show her you are paying attention to her every step of the way. Give her lots of compliments. And most of all don’t force yourself on her…coming off too strong is a number one turn off.
Jul 19
Rick walked into the plant after lunch; ketchup stain on the collar and mustard on his button to sit down for the meeting. The group looked around starring intently at him. He sat puzzled. Wondering what he was doing to amuse them so. The speaker walked in to give her presentation the room grew quite as she walked around the two chairs in the corner occupied by the business managers to the rounded table occupied by the employees of the small firm. She sat her brief case down and began to speak as rick stared in awe. What he wouldn’t give to have such an intelligent woman in his corner. When the meeting was over Rick approached her with eager eyes and after one glimpse of him she headed for the door. She smiled at him and interrupted stating “Sorry, I’m happily married.” and walked out of the room. Later Rick glimpsed down the hall and noticed her talking to Jeff the firm lap boy. What a blow to his ego. When he asked a co-worker why they thought she would speak to Jeff and not him? They simply replied “Why not- at least he knows how to put on a clean shirt”. Rick stood in disappointment and shock at what was just said. After all how did he know she would be here! Tip: No matter how small the mess or event; you should always remember to keep up your appearances. After all you simply never know who you will run into…just look at Rick.
Jul 19
One of the most important things that we must remember about clothing is it Must be clean! So many of us guys walk around with a stain here; a wrinkle there; and don’t think about the impressions we are leaving to people of the opposite sex! This is something woman look at. They know that if you don’t care about ourselves enough to wear clean clothes our houses or homes probably don’t look much better….and most of the time there right! I mean what self severing bachelor wants to spend his off time…Cleaning. Well the day has changed and many of the top ten sexiest woman don’t want to spend their off time cleaning up after a slob either. So how can we improve our appearance? Tip 1: Iron your clothes once a week: Instead of waiting until the last minute to iron. Pick a easy going day of the
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Jul 18
Tasteful Appearances- Michael finished his book “The Arch” just before he walked out the door of his small studio apartment. The Boulevard was like always-packed and he couldn’t wait to see what girls were out today. He walked past the Barber shop waving to the old catz as though they hung out all the time… ”Did you see that?” the barber shop owner asked the customer getting his hair trimmed up “Yeah pathetic..” they shook their heads vigorously as the starred at the god awful ballooned out lime green pants and cream butterfly collar shirt Michael was sporting as he walked down the street. Tip: Remember your appearances effect not only what girls you get but how others in your community view you. If you are having trouble getting a girl it is wise to do a survey of not only your hair and confidence but your entire closet as well…I mean you wouldn’t want to end up like Mike!