Jul 18
Tasteful Appearances- Michael finished his book “The Arch” just before he walked out the door of his small studio apartment. The Boulevard was like always-packed and he couldn’t wait to see what girls were out today. He walked past the Barber shop waving to the old catz as though they hung out all the time… ”Did you see that?” the barber shop owner asked the customer getting his hair trimmed up “Yeah pathetic..” they shook their heads vigorously as the starred at the god awful ballooned out lime green pants and cream butterfly collar shirt Michael was sporting as he walked down the street. Tip: Remember your appearances effect not only what girls you get but how others in your community view you. If you are having trouble getting a girl it is wise to do a survey of not only your hair and confidence but your entire closet as well…I mean you wouldn’t want to end up like Mike!
Jul 17
” Jim walked up to her as she sat shaking her hair; sensually running her fingers through it. The blonde highlights shone in the sunlight as it beamed through the window of the quite coffee shop. It had taken Jim all day to get the nerve to walk up to her. He fixed his shirt mid-way to her chair. His hands were shaking a mile a minute. So was the pocket protector that lay neatly in his front pocket. He cleared his throat in a lame attempt to get her attention. She turned around–as he tapped her shoulder. “Excuse me miss do you happen to have the time?” she laughed in his face so hard her milk shake spattered in his mouth. The humilliation crushed him as he ran back to his chair” Tip: It is a wise decision not to use a worn out pick up line to speak with the woman of your dreams. A little originality would be best in these situations! Marinate on it–if it takes you all day–think hard about what  you say before it comes out of your mouth when dealing with a woman or you too could end up like “Jim”!