Dating Advice Daily

“Ben and Jessica had only been on one date. Ben couldn’t find the words to say to get her off his back. Jessica called him everyday and he wondered if she was just sitting at her phone all day waiting for him to call? Ben just erased over 20 messages and they just kept coming. What could he do to get rid of her without hurting her feelings? Jessica rubbed the outside of the phone almost in tears that he wasn’t returning his calls. She started to dial again when the phone rang…her hands began to sweat and her heart was racing a mile a minute. She said “Hello” in disappointment at the telemarketer on the other line. She slammed the phone down. “Was it something I said?” she asked herself once more.” Tip: After your first date it is probably wise not to harass your date. They will call in time and if not move on to the next person. For those of us who just can get rid of the girl…don’t answer the phone at any cost. If she is doing this now just think of what it would be like in a real relationship!

He ran passed the train hoping to get one last glance at her lovely face and she was gone. Jessie was not the average man he had a slouched back and few people even took the time to see his wonderful eyes. He often dreamed of her; a girl like Abby to come into his life. When he finally got his hands on her the boat changed the tide. She was called back to the war there was a shortage of nurses and that was her specialty. He loved that about her. Her undying love to heal people. She was one of the kind. Jessie was heading to lunch and bent the corner to the old diner along the main street when he bumped into a young woman. She smiled at him and picked up her papers. “sorry about that; I didn’t even see you there” he said “Its ok…I should’ve been looking” Jessie didn’t even hear what she was saying he just couldn’t stop staring at her lips. Tip: When one door closes another one opens. In life we all go through changes and we often find just what we need when we need it; not when we are looking for it.

When Zack walked into the mall the guys were already there. “We’ve been waitin’ all day for you to get your lazy butt here” Brad yelled across the mall. “Can’t a man eat?” Zack said as he approached his boyz. “You mean a growing boy” Brad said sharing some poundage as he walked up. They began laughing as Zack was distracted by some girls walkin’ passed. As Zack looked up his eye was caught by the red hot gem that walked in. “Who’s that!” Zack asked. “That’s Crystal she goes to the college” “How come I’ve never seen her?” Brad gave him a puzzling look. “I don’t know its a big college”. Crystal laughed at Zack as she passed by. Zack realized that his mouth was hanging wide open! Pause: Tip: If you are going to impress the ladies its probably a good idea not to do it with your mouth hanging open. Now what do you think Zack should do next? [This part is vital] Zack could crash or hit it big! Best not to use a pickup line. He should approach her-be honest but not overly dramatic and if she bits it will be because she genuinely likes him. If she doesn’t? Well there are plenty of other women left to choose from. *Note: Never compromise who you are for t he sake of the women. It will just blow up in the end.

“Jessica and Justine sat at the end of the table. The restaurant was busy yet there was a quiet aura about it. Justine had a recent breakup causing them to need a girls night out. Suddenly she saw him from across the room. A smooth, sexy, dark haired man. That image stuck in her mind. And although he left the door she couldn’t stop seeing his image. “Justine have you heard a word I’ve said?” “Sorry Jess just a little spaced out.” Justine murmured starry eyed. “What’s wrong with you tonight?” Jessica waited in anticipation. “Did you see that handsome man come in? You couldn’t miss him– he’s great.” “ What are you babbling about” She said unsure of what she was talking about. “Here he comes” her face turned red and she grew very nervous. “You ladies got the time?” her eyes grew big in surprise, and disappointment. They laughed and left the table. “I guess I was wrong.” Justine replied.” Tip: No matter how good you look if you game is not tight– you can still lose the girl! Using old pickup lines is a big turn off to women everywhere. It is best that you spend just as much time on your game as you do on your image. Remember to test everything you plan to use this will give you an idea on how they will react before you get in that situation. The only problem is you may experience a lot of rejection before you get to the right words. If all else fails “Just ask them”. Yes you heard right take the time to ask the women what they want. What lines they like to hear and how their current boyfriends got them…it could be your most exciting research project ever!

“It was dusk and the sun was going down over the horizon. James aka Jay was checking out this cute hotty that he met at the game last week and couldn’t wait to get a glimpse at those legs one more time. The old Chrysler was giving him problems that week but she was his pride and joy how could he simply throw her out…he hoped that she’d make it to the diner so he could see her [crystal] she didn’t stay long but was there on time each week. Jay popped the tire and switched it in record time…hoping he wasn’t late because of that nail in the grooves. When he pulled up she was coming out of the diner on her way home…or where ever she goes after the weekly met. He pulled up to the curb lightly trailing her. He held is head out the window..’ Crystal ...
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“Jean was getting dress up for the casual party at the office. Berry who often harassed her would be there and Jean wasn’t sure if she even really wanted to go. In the mirror Berry was blind to the ugliness he showed Jean. All he could see was his handsome face and unbelievable pecs thinking that he was gods gift to women. Berry had no sense of how he was making Jean feel. It was time and Berry got into is Cherry Red Camaro with only good thoughts on his mind. Like seeing Jean—and finding out what she is wearing. Jean on the other hand was nervous and already making excuses for when Berry can around. The mere idea of her having fun at this dance was farthest from her mind. When she got there she knew he had already arrived. His Camaro was parked in front as usual. She walked in and he saw her right way….”Jean—you look beautiful” she cringed and half heartedly gave a grin. “Won’t you come to my table. I have a beautiful seat just for you!” he guided her before reaching over and grabbing her butt….”You miserable little punk…I cant believe I expected any more out of you!” Jean smacked Berry across the face and stormed out. “Was it something I said?” Tip: Just because you are the handsomest, or have the nicest ride doesn’t mean you can have all the girls. Being conceded is just as much of a turn off as have big blistery boils across your face. So the next time you attempt to pick up a nice young lady…make sure she is interested in you

“Glenn knew that he couldn’t score a woman like that. Her beautiful curves and long flowing dark brown hair. She was out of his league. After all she hadn’t even noticed he was standing there. Like a fly on the wall, he could see it all. Her wet slippery body when she climbed out of the shower, her delicate lifting of her leg as she slid her panties on each day after class. The whole in the wall was growing old though he wanted to touch her body just once. But how would he get to touch her? How would he get her to notice him? To glance at him even once, his world is invisible to her. After all he couldn’t even get his head out of the clouds long enough to think of a way to get her to notice him. Then it hit him. He would try ...
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“Jessica knew that Chip had a major crush on him. She was so tired of his constant ogling. She couldn’t wait until the weekend. Her only break from his constantly beaming eyes. The work bell rang and see ran to punch out her time card. The stampede to the time clock was worse them a heard of Buffalo and somehow Chip manged to catch up –as always. Jessica needed a diversion to keep him off her at least until she got to her car. She crammed her way to the time clock to punch out and she caught him out of the corner of her eye. His smile made her sick…she couldn’t understand how someone could smile that much! She ran to the door –it slammed on Chip as he tried to follow her out—she faded in the distance as chip watched her run off!” The Tip- If a woman runs from you every time you come around- odds are she doesn’t want to be bothered with you…so stop following her! There are several fish in the sea. Don’t be stuck on just one of them unless the feeling is mutual. Too many stalking laws for that!

Jessica stared intently at the man across the room. He was clean shaved; neatly dressed and reading quietly alone in the corner. Giggling at every glimpse he gave her. Whispering in the ears of her friends. The man continued to read his book without too much thought. Then is dawned on him that see was quite a site. Putting his newspaper down and taking a last sip from his coffee he approached her. She smiled at him with every step and leaned forward to hear what her girlfriends were muttering about. She couldn’t help starring at him. Her smile grew bigger as he approached their table. She offered him a chair as her cheeks brightly turned red.“I saw you across the room mind if I sit here?” the man asked ever so politely and Jessica melted in her chair. Tip: Keeping up your appearances, a clean shaved beard, a neatly pressed shirt, and a smooth hair style can do most of the work for you…even have the women drolling before you even get too their table…just ask Jessica!

Rick walked into the plant after lunch; ketchup stain on the collar and mustard on his button to sit down for the meeting. The group looked around starring intently at him. He sat puzzled. Wondering what he was doing to amuse them so. The speaker walked in to give her presentation the room grew quite as she walked around the two chairs in the corner occupied by the business managers to the rounded table occupied by the employees of the small firm. She sat her brief case down and began to speak as rick stared in awe. What he wouldn’t give to have such an intelligent woman in his corner. When the meeting was over Rick approached her with eager eyes and after one glimpse of him she headed for the door. She smiled at him and interrupted stating “Sorry, I’m happily married.” and walked out of the room. Later Rick glimpsed down the hall and noticed her talking to Jeff the firm lap boy. What a blow to his ego. When he asked a co-worker why they thought she would speak to Jeff and not him? They simply replied “Why not- at least he knows how to put on a clean shirt”. Rick stood in disappointment and shock at what was just said. After all how did he know she would be here! Tip: No matter how small the mess or event; you should always remember to keep up your appearances. After all you simply never know who you will run into…just look at Rick.